An Honest List of What Is In My Purse

So I switched purses today and instead of my usual purse-switching-routine (turning bag 1 upside down over bag 2 and shaking) I dumped everything out on the floor and proceeded to be horrified at myself. A picture might have well been too graphic so here is the complete list:

• A mini Germ-X with Elsa from Frozen on it. (I swear by Germ-X)

• A phone charger

• My wallet with ID, etc.

• A random art journal that I have half filled

• Two highlighters-yellow and purple

• An orange matchbox car from my little brother

• A receipt from a gas station for coffee and $15.00 worth of gas

• A receipt for pizza rolls. I don't remember buying pizza rolls?

• A purple pen

• Paint chips in shades of green and orange.

• My glasses case

• A little pink coin purse my mom brought me from the Philippines

• An individual package of 'Orange & Spice Herbal Tea' that I stole from a hotel

• Eos mint lip balm

• A micro sd card in a case

• A silver cross necklace

• Glee gum

• A compact mirror

• Mary Kay lipgloss

• A green hair tie

• A post it note with an address and phone number for a house I clean 

• Two mascaras. Both in brown-black but one looks blue when I have it on so I don't wear it much.

• Cute little owl earrings

• A recipe for tex-mex lentil burgers

• Pink earbud headphones

• Midol

•  $2.73 in loose change

• Two honey mustard sauce packets from McDonalds

• A signed and sealed birthday card I have yet to deliver.

• My keys with a cute turtle keychain I bought while on vacation

• Random $5 bill-JACKPOT!!

• A notoriously non-charged battery pack charger for my phone, meant for emergency use

• A Zootopia ticket stub from the theater

• A prayer list I scribbled in a waiting room on the back of a heart disease pamphlet

• A lucky pebble given to me by one of my smaller cousins

• One of those things you use to check tire pressure

• A flyer for a local orchestra that was performing at the community college last week

• Four safety pins

• A packet of sunflower seeds. Like, the kind to plant, not to eat.

• A receipt from filling my propane tank for my stove/heater

• A card with the date and time for my next dentist appointment.

• A paracord survival bracelet made by my sister

• Gummy vitamin C that I got for my brother who has a cold (those things are like candy! YUM!)

• A slightly wrinkled, pocket-sized Christmas photo of my entire family

• A granola bar wrapper with *brace yourself* used gum in it