Five year old: *studies my face intensely while eating a carrot stick*
Me: "Do you think if these dark circles under my eyes get dark enough, I could find a raccoon family and convince them to take me in?"
Five year old: (Very seriously) "I don't think you'd like what they eat."
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| The Raccoon Version of Me |

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